A Man's Guide to Pregnancy: How to live with a Pregnant by John Zakour

By John Zakour

John Zakour is a humor author with a Master's measure in Human habit. He writes the syndicated comedian "Working Daze" and has written a SF trilogy for Daw books. John is living in Geneva, manhattan.

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Of course I’m scared to death about having this baby. Of course this baby will be a change in our lives. But working together we can make it a change for the better. I’m not doing diapers! I’ll do diapers. Lamaze class was sure stupid tonight. Lamaze class was sure informative tonight. I’m going out, see you when I get back. I’m going out, what do you need? What’s for dinner? Let’s go out for dinner. 42 Weight Chart If you are a very brave man, or your wife is a very good sport, you can use this table to chart your wife’s weight gain.

Your wife is in pain, and probably a little nervous that now she’s going to have somebody else to pick up after besides you. During this stage, your first instincts will be to run and flee—but you’re going to have to fight those instincts. Just remember: if our cavemen ancestors could survive dealing with pregnant cavewomen, then surely you—modern man—can survive dealing with a modern pregnant woman. After all, you have relaxation techniques and painkillers to rely on that your cave ancestors could only dream of.

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